Juneau's Hidden Gem: Baranof Downtown BW Signature Collection Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This is gonna be a long one. I'm about to dive headfirst into reviewing [Insert Hotel Name Here], and trust me, I'm bringing my A-game… which, let's be honest, is usually a slightly chaotic blend of enthusiasm, nitpicking, and a dash of caffeine-fueled rambling.
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(The Review - Let’s Get Real!)
Alright, so I've just emerged from my stay at [Hotel Name], and honestly? My brain is still buzzing. Okay, let's dissect this experience. I'm going to try to go through everything because, frankly, I'm nosey. And maybe a little bit obsessed with finding the perfect hotel.
Accessibility: My Pre-Trip Anxiety & The Reality Check
Okay, first off, accessibility. This is HUGE for me. I'm always a bit terrified booking a hotel that claims to be accessible. The website said [Hotel Name] was, and thank goodness, because my pre-trip anxiety was at DEFCON 1.
Wheelchair Accessible: The website initially gave the impression of all-out accessibility – a big plus! Upon arrival, I was able to access the lobby, the elevators, and at least one of the restaurants without any major issues. The elevators were spacious enough for my chair, and the staff was helpful. However, the accessible rooms themselves weren't perfect (more on that later). The main entrance was a little tricky with a ramp, so I'm not sure if it's truly 100% accessible, or just "accessible enough".
On-site accessible restaurants/lounges: Yes, there was access. The main restaurant was easier to access than the poolside bar.
Facilities for disabled guests: The hotel had ramps, elevators, and a good amount of space for a wheelchair to maneuver around. They were trying!
Rooms: The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly… Awkward
Available in all rooms: I'm going to list some things that were in the room, because, you know, they are supposed to be.
- Air Conditioning: Praise the AC gods. It was a scorcher!
- Alarm Clock: It worked sometimes. I relied on the phone alarm.
- Bathrobes: Comfy!
- Bathtub: Yes.
- Blackout Curtains: Essential for sleeping in, but you could still see the light, even with them closed.
- Closet: Perfectly adequate.
- Coffee/Tea Maker: Yes. I was a caffeine fiend and needed my morning fix.
- Complimentary Tea: A nice touch!
- Daily Housekeeping: Generally very good!
- Desk: The desk was not suitable for a wheelchair user.
- Extra Long Bed: True.
- Free Bottled Water: Always appreciated.
- Hair Dryer: Yes.
- High Floor: Yes! The view from my room was something.
- Internet Access - LAN, Internet Access - Wireless: Worked perfectly.
- Ironing Facilities: Annoyingly, I didn't have time to iron anything.
- Laptop workspace: OK.
- Linens: Clean and fresh.
- Mini Bar: Yeah!
- Mirror: Yes.
- Non-smoking: Yes!
- On-demand movies: Yep. I was too tired after a long day.
- Private Bathroom: Yup.
- Reading Light: Good for reading in bed.
- Refrigerator: Helpful for keeping drinks cold.
- Satellite/Cable Channels: Yes.
- Scale: Ugh.
- Seating Area: Fine.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Yup.
- Shower: Ok.
- Slippers: Yup.
- Smoke Detector: Sure.
- Socket near the bed: Important!
- Sofa: Great!
- Soundproofing: Mostly.
- Telephone: Yes.
- Toiletries: Average.
- Towels: Clean and fluffy.
- Umbrella: Not important.
- Visual alarm: Not sure if it was functional.
- Wake-up service: I prefer the phone.
Room Sanitation Opt-Out Available: This is a great option, considering the times.
Accessibility of Rooms: The accessible room wasn't perfect. The bathroom was mostly okay -- except the space around the toilet was a bit tight, which might be a problem for some wheelchair users.
Internet: Free Wi-Fi AND! - The Tech Details
- Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms!: Yes! Thank goodness, because I'm a digital nomad at heart.
- Internet: Reliable throughout the hotel.
- Internet [LAN]: There was a LAN port in my room which was a throwback, but a good one.
- Internet Services: Available in all rooms.
- Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Mostly good. There were a few dead zones around the pool.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Foodie Adventures (Mostly Good!)
Okay, food. This is where things got interesting. Here’s the lowdown:
Restaurants: Several!
Breakfast [Buffet]: The breakfast buffet was something to behold. I'm a sucker for buffets, and I enjoyed it. The selection of Asian and Western options was extensive. They had eggs made to order, which was a nice touch.
Asian Breakfast: Yes!
Asian Cuisine in Restaurant: Yes!
Western Breakfast: Also yes!
Western Cuisine in Restaurant: Yes!
A la carte in Restaurant: Okay. Was better than the buffet.
Breakfast Service: Okay, the servers were a little rushed at times.
Coffee/Tea in Restaurant: Solid.
Coffee Shop: Yes.
Happy Hour: The happy hour was great. Drinks were affordable and the vibe was good.
Poolside Bar: Perfect for a lazy day.
Room Service [24-hour]: Useful, but the menu was limited.
Snack Bar: Yes.
Desserts in Restaurant: Yes.
Bar: Yes and fine.
Alternative Meal Arrangement: Yes, this was great for my gluten-free friend
Cleanliness and Safety:
- Cashless payment service: Yes.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: I saw them cleaning constantly, which was reassuring.
- Hand sanitizer: Available everywhere!
- Individually-wrapped food options: Good.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Mostly.
- Safe dining setup: Seemed pretty good.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Hopefully.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed to know what they were doing.
For the Kids: The Fun Factor
- Family/child friendly: Yes.
- Kids facilities: There was a playground.
- Babysitting service: Not for me, but it's available.
- Kids meal: Yes.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Days & Gym Fails
Now for the fun stuff!
Swimming pool: Yes. Perfect!
Swimming pool [outdoor]: Yes. Beautiful views.
Spa: Yes!
Sauna: Yes.
Steamroom: Yes.
Fitness center: Well-equipped.
Gym/fitness: Yes.
Body Scrub: Yes.
Body Wrap: Yes.
Foot Bath: Yes.
Massage: Yes.
Services and Conveniences: The Extras
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes!
- Cash withdrawal: Yes.
- Concierge: Very
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're not just going to Juneau, Alaska, we're experiencing it. And by "experiencing," I mean probably stumbling around a bit, maybe getting lost, and definitely shedding a tear or two over a particularly majestic whale. Here's the rough and tumble, gloriously messy, itinerary for my stay at the Baranof Downtown BW Signature Collection. Get ready for a ride…
Juneau Jaunt: A Semi-Coherent Itinerary (God, I hope I don't screw this up…)
Day 1: Arrival and the Whale-Whispering Blues
- Time: Arrive in Juneau early afternoon. (Flight probably delayed. Who am I kidding? It will be delayed.)
- Details: Touch down, collect bags, and immediately start feeling that crisp Alaskan air hit my lungs. Okay, maybe not immediately. First, there's the baggage carousel shuffle, and the silent prayer that my suitcase hasn't been routed to, say, Uzbekistan.
- Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated relief. Seriously. Traveling is a rollercoaster of anxiety, and the moment I'm on the ground is like hitting that calm spot before the next big drop.
- Check-in: Make a beeline for the Baranof Downtown BW Signature Collection. This place looks…decent online. Praying the pictures don't lie. Cross fingers for a room with a view (of anything besides the parking garage, just saying).
- Observations: Buildings in Juneau are pretty, definitely the Alaskan style.
- Messy Moment: Accidentally book a taxi for the wrong time. Sigh. Just a taste of things to come, I'm sure.
- Afternoon/Early Evening: A whale watching tour. This is the reason I came. I fantasize about this. It's supposed to be amazing. But what if I get seasick? What if I don't see any whales?! The suspense is killing me.
- Quirky Observation: I'm going to wear my lucky whale-watching hat. Yes, I have a lucky whale-watching hat. Don't judge.
- Emotional Reaction: OMG. We saw whales. Humpbacks, no less! They breached! I cried. Actual, real tears. It was…magical. Life-altering, maybe. Seriously, I think I'm in love with whales now.
- Dinner: Grab dinner at a local restaurant, maybe Tracy's King Crab Shack (if I can get a table). Or I might be too emotionally spent from the whales and will end up eating a burger from a diner. No judgement.
- Nighttime: Collapse in bed. Probably stare out the window at the (hopefully visible) stars and ruminate on the sheer majesty of the ocean. I might even start writing a whale-themed haiku. Don't expect a masterpiece.
Day 2: Gold Rush Ghosts and Glacier Gazing (Maybe with a Side of Panic)
- Morning: Try to get up early. "Early" is relative on vacation, right? Aim for a hearty breakfast at the hotel (free breakfast, woo-hoo!) or a cute local cafe. This is when I’ll get my "real" coffee. I'm thinking of a bagel, a toasted one.
- Details: Get my ass on the bus! Okay, maybe not, this may depend on the location of the coffee shop and/or breakfast cafe.
- Quirky Observation: I'm going to pretend I'm a prospector from the Gold Rush. I might even try and pan for gold (it's cheesy, I know, but fun).
- Afternoon: Explore the historic downtown area. Visit the Alaska State Museum. I'm a sucker for history. Wander around the souvenir shops, even though I know I'll end up buying something I'll regret later (but I won't regret the experience of buying it).
- Messy Moment: I somehow get roped into a time-share presentation. (Okay, maybe I'll avoid the time-share presentations… maybe not).
- Details: Visit Mendenhall Glacier. I'm obsessed with glaciers. Get up close and personal (safely, of course). Take a million photos. Maybe hike a little if the trail looks promising.
- Emotional Reaction: The glacier! It's so blue! The scale of it is mind-boggling. Feeling incredibly small (in a good way).
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: The beauty of the glacier made me tear up again.
- Evening: Dinner at a seafood restaurant. Definitely order the halibut. Maybe try some local Alaskan beer.
- Nighttime: Consider a ghost tour. Because, why not? I’m slightly terrified.
Day 3: Hiking, History and the Heartbreak of Departure
- Morning: Hiking! I am going to try to hit a trail (moderate difficulty). Get some epic views of Juneau from above (I pray)
- Details: Packed the waterproof gear and snacks. Gonna give hiking a try!
- Imperfection: I realize the trail is much more difficult than I anticipated. But I power through.
- Quirky Observation: I'm certain I'll see a bear, or at least a squirrel.
- Afternoon: Return to the city. A few hours to explore any shops I missed. Buy a ridiculous souvenir to embarrass myself.
- Details: Maybe I'll finally learn how to pronounce the native names of places.
- Emotional Reaction: Bitter-sweet.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: The worst is the final hour, as I walk to the airport.
- Final Meal: Eat a memorable Alaskan dinner.
- Details: Try to remember everything.
- Night: The dreaded flight home. Wave goodbye to Juneau.
And now, the stream-of-consciousness stuff…
Okay, so the whale watching. That was it. Seriously. I had the binoculars glued to my face for like, three hours. The captain was this grizzled old dude who looked like he'd wrestled a bear (probably had). He kept saying things like, "There she blows!" and "Look at that spout!" I swear, I could feel the whales’ presence, their energy. When one breached right in front of us? Tears. So many tears. It felt…sacred. Like I was witnessing something truly profound. I took so many pictures, but none of them even came close to capturing the sheer, unadulterated joy I felt. It was overwhelming. And the sound! That deep, resonant sound they make as they surface… I can still hear it in my head. I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it. I'm going back. I don't care. Just going back.
Gold panning was hilarious. I looked utterly ridiculous, but the guy teaching the lesson was a hoot. I found a tiny speck of gold. Tiny! But I'm going to take it home and frame it. Proof! Proof that I touched gold!
That hike almost killed me. Seriously. My legs are still screaming. But the view! The view was worth every aching muscle. I saw a bald eagle. A bald eagle! It was majestic. And the air…the air up there was so crisp and clean, it felt like I was breathing pure freedom. I felt invigorated and happy, in nature.
And the people. The people in Juneau are something else. So friendly, so welcoming. They genuinely seem to love living there, which, after seeing what they live near, I understand.
Look, I'm not going to lie. I'm already planning my return trip. I'm thinking of spending at least two weeks next time. I need more whale time. More glacier time. More "being in nature" time. Juneau, you've stolen my heart. And my bank account, probably. But who cares? It was worth every penny.
And now, as I get ready to leave, I can't help but feel, bittersweet.
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