Wakefield's BEST Hotel? Four Points Sheraton Review (Shocking!)
Okay, Buckle Up Buttercup! My Brutally Honest Breakdown of This Place…
(Let's be honest, I haven't named THE PLACE yet. Just… this place. And honestly? I'm already feeling a little… overwhelmed by the sheer volume of stuff to cover. It feels like I'm reviewing a small city, not a hotel!)
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Access and Accessibility: (Starting Strong, Already Slightly Annoyed)
Alright, let's get this out of the way. Accessibility? They say they're on it. Wheelchair accessible? Yep, got that box checked. Elevator? Good. Facilities for disabled guests? They better have them. But… and this is a big but (I'm a fan of big buts, sorry not sorry), how accessible is it? Is it just a ramp and call it a day? Or are they actually thinking about things like… (deep breath) the height of the light switches? The ease of maneuvering in the bathrooms? I’m hoping it's not just lip service, because I've seen that before, and frankly, it's infuriating. I'll be keeping a keen eye (and maybe asking some pointed questions) on that front.
On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Crucial. If you're touting accessibility, then your dining options MUST be accessible too. I really hate when I get into a place and find out that my options are limited.
Internet & Tech: (Free Wi-Fi in ALL ROOMS! Praise the Tech Gods!)
Okay, this is where I can breathe a sigh of relief. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! Finally, a hotel that gets it. Seriously, I can't stand paying extra for internet. Internet [LAN]… okay, old-school, but I guess some people still need it. Internet services? Well, they better be GOOD services. I need to stream, people! Wi-Fi in public areas? Seems expected. Hopefully, it's not a crawl-at-a-snail's-pace connection.
Things to do & Ways to Relax: (Prepare to be Pampered… or Maybe Not?)
This is where things get interesting. Let's see, we've got…
- Body scrub, Body Wrap: Sounds amazing. My skin is already dreaming of being exfoliated.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Gotta sweat! (Or at least feel like I should sweat.)
- Foot bath: Yes, please! Especially after a long day of sightseeing.
- Massage: Essential. Absolutely essential.
- Pool with view: This is key. This is a MUST. Nothing screams "relaxation" like a pool and a spectacular vista. I need to see this!
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: Alright, alright, you've got me. Sold!
- Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Plural! Good! Competition is always good.
Anecdote: One time, I was at a "luxury" hotel that boasted a spa but the sauna was perpetually cold! I complained, they fixed it. I complained again and it got fixed again! It just makes you wonder what else is being overlooked. So yeah, I need to be put in a good mood!
Cleanliness & Safety: (Covid-Era Considerations)
Right, let's talk about the elephant in the room… the pandemic.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays: Okay, all the right buzzwords. But are they actually doing it? I’ll be watching.
- Breakfast takeaway service, Individually-wrapped food options, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Essential. I want to eat in peace, not in anxiety.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere, please!
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Important! This is where it all falls apart.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Please, for the love of all that is holy, enforce this!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (My Stomach is Already Rumbling)
This is where hotels can really shine… or utterly fail.
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: YES. Bring. It. On. A buffet is my favorite! But, if it's buffet, it's going to be tough to see COVID-era handling.
- Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Okay, you've got my attention. I'm already planning my food coma. Room service is critical. Sometimes, you just want to eat in your PJs and wallow in your own personal paradise.
Service & Convenience: (Do They Really Care?)
- Air conditioning in public area: Hopefully every area!
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: Good if you're planning some event
- Business facilities: Good if you need to work, which I hope to do to an extent.
- Cash withdrawal: always helpful.
- Concierge: they better be knowledgeable!
- Contactless check-in/out: this is modern!
- Convenience store: good if you need a snack
- Currency exchange: never used it, but good option.
- Daily housekeeping: essential.
- Doorman: a nice touch.
- Dry cleaning: nice!
- Elevator: already discussed.
- Essential condiments: not sure what that means, but okay!
- Facilities for disabled guests: discussed.
- Food delivery: another nice touch.
- Gift/souvenir shop: I hope they have something cool.
- Indoor venue for special events: Good, if required.
- Invoice provided: that's a must.
- Ironing service, Laundry service: Good.
- Luggage storage: essential.
- Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery: for that business trips.
- On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events: nice!
- Projector/LED display: good!
- Safety deposit boxes: essential.
- Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: all good.
For the Kids: (Family-Friendly? Let's See…)
- Babysitting service: nice for the parents!
- Family/child-friendly: the deciding factor!
- Kids facilities, Kids meal: very essential.
Access, Security, and Miscellaneous: (The Small Stuff Adds Up)
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property: a necessity.
- Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private]: nice options.
- Couple's room: for those romantic getaways!
- Exterior corridor: meh.
- Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour]: must have.
- Hotel chain: this is part of a list?
- Non-smoking rooms: of course!
- Proposal spot: a little over the top, but okay!
- Room decorations: I love unique rooms.
- Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: the necessities for a secure and sound sleep.
Getting Around: (Because I Want to Actually SEE the Place!)
- Airport transfer: Very useful!
- Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station: I'm loving this detail. I'm assuming valet parking is not free.
Available in all rooms: (The Real Test! The Finer Details)
- Additional toilet: a big plus.
- Air conditioning: essential!
- Alarm clock: useful.
- Bathrobes: luxury.
- Bathroom phone: outdated.
- Bathtub, Blackout curtains: must-haves.
- Carpeting: okay.
- Closet, Coffee/tea maker: YES.
- Complimentary tea: if there's no coffee machine here, I quit.
- Daily housekeeping: essential!
- Desk, Extra long bed: must-haves for a good stay
- Free bottled water: I want a LOT of free water.
- Hair dryer: essential.
- High floor: I want a view
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterile itinerary. This is my attempt (God have mercy on my soul) to wrangle a chaotic experience at the Four Points by Sheraton Wakefield Boston Hotel & Conference Center into something resembling a plan. And honestly, I’m already feeling the pre-trip jitters. Here we go…
Day 1: The Arrival – Or, How I Became Best Friends with a Vending Machine
- 1:00 PM: Arrival at Logan Airport - Boston, MA. Oh boy. Flights. The bane of my existence and also, the only way to get around, I guess. Fingers crossed the baggage claim gods are with me today. Last time, my suitcase took a scenic route to… well, I'm still not entirely sure. Let's pray for miracles.
- 1:30 PM - 2:30 PM: Ground Transport from Airport: Ugh. Taxis? Ride-sharing apps? Public transport? The unholy trinity of travel dilemmas. Okay, deep breaths. Let's aim for the least stressful option – maybe a pre-booked car service. I'm paying more for sanity at this point. Pray for no traffic. Pray for no chatty drivers. Pray for a clean car.
- 2:30 PM - 3:00 PM: Check-in at Four Points by Sheraton Wakefield. This is where the adventure truly begins. Will the room be ready? Will the front desk staff be friendly (or, at least, not actively hostile)? Will my room key, God willing, actually work? My betting is on "maybe." I’ve known hotel keycards that would sooner start a revolution than open a door.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Unpack, Explore, and the Vending Machine Incident. Okay, unpack. Resist the urge to immediately sprawl across the bed like a beached whale. First, survey the land. Inspect the bathroom. Check for questionable stains (please, universe, no). Once the vital inspections are complete I will check out whether the room has a decent view or, it is facing a brick wall. And a quick trip back to the lobby. Yes, its still the same lobby, and the same vending machine. It is now 3:15 PM, and I am starving. I have nothing to eat, and the hotel has nothing that offers food. Okay, the vending machine. I scan the options and notice that I have nothing to eat. I go for the chips. Wait, is this the right vending machine? I push the button. Nothing. I look around. It's dead silent. The lights dim down like the vending machine is dying. I press the button again. Nothing. I feel all alone. The only person in the world. I am so hungry. I press the button again. Again, nothing. I'm losing my mind. I start yelling from the lobby. I ask for help. I bang on the machine. I have entered a vending machine fever dream and I can't wake up.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant (If I recover from the vending machine trauma): Please, let the food be edible! Hotel food is a gamble. A risky, often overpriced gamble. But convenience wins the day, and I'm too exhausted to venture out after my Vending Machine Nightmare. I should probably order something that isn't fried. Healthy choices will be made. Eventually.
- 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Relax, Unwind, and Pray for Wifi That Doesn't Quit. Ah, the evening ritual. Order some food. Watch some TV. Maybe catch up on some reading (if I remember to pack a book – which, let’s be honest, is unlikely). And the most crucial part of all: hope the wifi works. Seriously, a good wifi connection is more valuable than gold in the modern age. Pray for no buffering, no sudden dropouts. If you are listening, wifi gods, please be generous.
- 9:00 PM - Bedtime: Sleep or the Lack Thereof. Honestly, sleep is a luxury. Hotels are notoriously noisy. Between the air conditioning humming, the hallway chatter, and the faint, rhythmic thud of someone stomping around upstairs, a good night's rest is a goal, not a guarantee. Time to put the earplugs to a good use, and if all else fails – I might just have to call the front desk and demand silence.
Day 2: The Conference Caper – Or, the Day I Pretended to Be a Professional
- 7:00 AM: Wake Up (Or, Attempt to do So), Attempt to Do Some Morning Routine. Ugh, early morning is not my friend. The alarm clock's siren song is a personal insult. Drag myself out of bed. Somehow, I feel like it's always too early. No time for breakfast, as always.
- 8:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Conference Sessions!! The meat and potatoes of the trip, I guess. Sit through presentations. Nod enthusiastically. Pretend to understand complex jargon. The key is to look busy and slightly intelligent. Take notes, even if they're just random doodles. Socialize, which, okay, I enjoy that. Try not to spill coffee on myself. Fail.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch - Hotel buffet, if I have the appetite, or a Quick Sandwich if I am still shaken. The buffet is the natural enemy of self-control. The sheer quantity of food! I will get my money's worth, so the feeling goes. I'll try to make healthier choices, but the siren song of the dessert table is strong. Or just some sandwich in my room, if the buffet is as crowded.
- 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM: More Conference Shenanigans. More sessions. More note-taking. More forced networking. Pray for interesting speakers and engaging content. And pray for the ability to remember at least some of what I heard.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Free Time/Explore Wakefield/Rest. Maybe I'll actually see something of the town I'm in. Check out a local coffee shop? Grab some fresh air? Or, more likely, collapse in my room and watch bad television.
- 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner and Networking. Dinner with conference colleagues. This is the time to shine, or at least fake it. Talk shop. Exchange business cards. Discuss the day's presentations with a slightly over-enthusiastic tone.
- 9:00 PM - Bedtime: More Sleep? If Possible… The second night's sleep is a true test. Will the hotel gods be kinder this time? Or will I be treated to another night of noise, frustration, and maybe even a repeat performance of the Vending Machine Debacle? Only time will tell.
Day 3: The Departure – Or, the Sweet, Sweet Taste of Freedom
- 7:00 AM: Last Wake-Up Call (Hopefully): This time, the alarm clock feels like salvation. The end is in sight! Pack. Double-check my belongings (triple-check!). Resist the urge to leave everything behind.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast - More Hotel Food, a Quick Bite, or Straight to the Airport? This depends on how much of a rush I am in. Hotel breakfast is an option, but by this point, I may be completely over hotel food.
- 9:00 AM: Check-Out. Pray for a smooth checkout experience. Hopefully, no hidden fees or surprise charges. One last inspection of the room to make sure I haven't left anything behind. Try not to be too nostalgic – because, let’s be honest, I'll be glad to leave.
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Transport to Logan. Again, the dreaded transportation dilemma. Fingers crossed for a reliable and non-chatty driver this time.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Flight. I hope the seat is comfortable, and the flight isn't delayed. The final hurdle. The journey home. Think of it as an opportunity to relax, read, or binge-watch a show (if the wifi cooperates). And pray for a smooth flight, no turbulence, and plenty of snacks.
- 1:00 PM: Goodbye, Wakefield, hello, freedom! Landing. Freedom. The sweet, sweet feeling of being done. I'm tired and worn out, but, eventually, I will go home.
Additional Anecdotes and Observations:
- The Pool: Okay, I might, MAYBE, consider the pool. I'm not a big swimmer, but… there's something about a hotel pool that's strangely compelling. If I have time, I might give it a go, and then later, realize I forgot my swimsuit.
- The Conference Swag: I'll judge the conference by its freebies. Good pens? Branded tote bag? A water bottle? The quality of the swag tells you everything you need to know, you know.
- Room Service: A Tempting Devil: I'll try to resist the allure
