Escape to Nirvana: Guwahati's Hidden Gem Awaits
Escape to Nirvana: Guwahati's Hidden Gem… or is it? (A Totally Honest Review)
Right, so I'm back. Fresh from a stay at "Escape to Nirvana" in Guwahati. The name? Ooooh, promising, right? Let's find out if it delivered on the zen vibes, or if it was more like… well, let's get into it. Buckle up, 'cause this is gonna be less "polished travel brochure" and more "my actual experience."
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First Impressions: The Arrival (And the First Slight Hiccup)
Okay, so the "Escape to Nirvana" name? Big promises, right? I envisioned serene gardens, whispering fountains, maybe a little elf flitting about offering me a complimentary herbal tea. Reality? A perfectly adequate, solid door, nice enough landscaping, and a friendly doorman ushering me in. No complaints, mind you. Just… less Nirvana than I’d pictured.
- Overall Vibe: Felt welcoming! The lobby’s done up kinda nice - clean, modern, but not overly fussy.
- Accessibility: Crucial for some, right? I wasn't specifically looking for it, but I noticed elevator (good), and the facilities for disabled guests being there (nice!). I'm not in a wheelchair, but I did appreciate the inclusion, you know?
- Check-in/out: Smooth. Contactless check-in/out was a definite bonus. Especially in these times. No unnecessary faffing around, which is always a win in my book. Check-in/out [private] wasn't applicable for me, but nice to know if needed!
My Room: Home Base
Alright, the all-important room. This is where you REALLY get to know a hotel, yes? Mine was pleasant enough.
Available in all rooms:
Additional toilet: Nope, but a perfectly functional bathroom, so I wasn’t missing anything.
Air conditioning: Essential! Thank the heavens for it.
Alarm clock: Check. Though I’m more of a "phone alarm" kinda guy.
Bathrobes, Slippers: Nice touch, made me feel a little ritzy.
Bathroom phone: Huh. Never actually used it.
Bathtub: Yes! Big enough to sink in.
Blackout curtains: Saved me from the intense sun.
Closet: Standard closet.
Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea: Much appreciated, especially in the morning.
(The details I listed are all the details I noticed, so I add the descriptions as I saw them.)
Daily housekeeping: Spot on.
Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor
In-room safe box: Always a plus.
Interconnecting room(s) available: Didn't need it, but good for families.
Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar: Good.
Mirror, Non-smoking: All good.
On-demand movies: Didn't bother this time.
Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale: Uh, alright.
Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa
Soundproofing: I think?
Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The real talk: The room was clean, comfortable, and everything worked. Not exactly "wow," but perfectly acceptable. The bed was pretty comfy, and the blackout curtains are a lifesaver when you're trying to adjust to a new time zone.
The Bliss (or Not So Bliss) of the Spa
This is where the "Nirvana" element should have come into play, right? And, to be fair, the Spa/Sauna. Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Steamroom were all listed and available. I opted for a massage.
- The Good: The massage itself was AMAZING. Truly. The masseuse was skilled, and I walked out feeling like a new (and considerably less stressed) person. Pure bliss.
- The (Slightly Weird) Bad: The spa area… look, it was clean, but the lighting was a little… intense. Like, hospital-waiting-room intense. And there was this very soft music playing that suddenly skipped… on repeat. It sort of pulled me out of the "zen" vibe more than once. Not a deal-breaker, but something they could tweak.
- Overall Spa Score: Excellent massage, slightly flawed ambiance.
Food, Glorious Food… and the Occasional Hiccup
Okay, food is important in a hotel review, right? The restaurant, and its included Asian cuisine in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Happy hour, A la carte in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Coffee shop,
- Breakfast (Buffet): Decent. The usual suspects: eggs, toast, fruit, cereal. The Asian breakfast options were a nice touch. The coffee wasn’t the best. A minor, but coffee snob alert, I am. The Breakfast takeaway service was a nice option.
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: The poolside bar beckoned.
- The Restaurants:
- For Dinner I had a pretty great soup in restaurant, a salad in restaurant was a perfect starter.
- Rooms service [24-hour]: I didn't order it, but it was good to know it was available.
- The (Slightly Disappointing) Hiccup: I ordered room service one night. It was a long wait and the food… well, it wasn’t great. Definitely not the restaurant-quality food I’d hoped for.
Cleanliness and Safety (Important Stuff!)
This is huge these days, right? And Escape to Nirvana seems to take things seriously.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment All of these made me feel safe! It's reassuring to see them putting in the effort.
Things To Do (Beyond The Room)
I would like to say that I used the Swimming pool [outdoor], Sauna, Spa, Pool with view, Fitness center.
But the truth is, I mostly chilled in my room! But I did peep the Swimming pool [outdoor]. Looked nice, though I didn't take the plunge.
- Things to do:
- Ways to relax: The Spa is the big one, obviously. Massage is totally recommended.
Other Services and Conveniences:
Let's cover the nitty-gritty.
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center
- The Concierge was super helpful. The gift shop was alright. The luggage storage was great!
- Didn't need the business facilities, but they seemed well-equipped.
- **Air conditioning
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is the NIRVAAN Guest House in Guwahati, India, unfiltered, unpolished, and possibly, slightly insane. Prepare for the ride…
Project: Guwahati Gauntlet - Surviving (and Possibly Enjoying) Assam in 5 Days
Base Camp: SPOT ON Nirvaan Guest House - Let's Just Say Charming… Maybe. (More on that later. Much, much later.)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Guwahati Gaffe (aka, Jetlag vs. Reality)
- Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Arrive at Lokpriya Gopinath Bordoloi International Airport. Pray to the travel gods for minimal delays and functioning luggage. (Success!ish. My backpack survived, my dignity… slightly less so after a particularly enthusiastic border security guy.)
- 9:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Chaotic taxi ride to Nirvaan Guest House. "Spot On" is a generous description. Let's go with "Quirky Charm" with a side of "questionable plumbing." The driver, a man named "Raju" (a name I'm pretty sure is 70% of the city's male population), had a horn that was basically a musical instrument. He honked tunes, I swear.
- 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Check in. The room… well, let's just say the photos online were taken with a filter that can make a potato look like a Renaissance masterpiece. But hey, clean sheets, a (potentially) working AC, and free Wi-Fi! Score. Collapse on the bed. My head feels like a concrete block. Jet lag is a beast.
- 12:00 PM - 2.00 PM: Lunch at a local Dhaba (small roadside restaurant) – managed to mangle my way through a 'chicken curry'. Don't even ask about the spice level. Tears. Actual tears. Delicious, painful tears.
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Holy Grail of nap time, the most important part of a travel itinerary.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: A (failed) effort to explore the local market and get some fresh water - ended up in a weird, sweaty alleyway, surrounded by questionable smells and even more questionable street food. Retreat! Return to the sanctity of the guest house.
- 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at the guest house restaurant, which is apparently run by a guy who only knows how to cook potatoes. I feel some kind of sympathy for the guy but what on earth is with the amount of potatoes? Anyway, the view is great!
- 8:00 PM - onwards: Battle it out with the mozzies and try to sleep, this could be a fun challenge, because the AC sounds like a jet engine.
Day 2: Kamakhya Debacle (and a spiritual reckoning - or was it just the heat?)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up, somehow alive. The jet lag is still clinging to me like a lovesick leech. Breakfast at the guest house. More potatoes. This is getting concerning. And they call it "aloo paratha," which is just a fancy way of saying "fried bread with potatoes." I'm probably going to dream of potatoes.
- 8:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The GRAND Kamakhya Temple visit- this is the big one, the reason I am here. The drive was a sweaty, jostling experience in a tuk-tuk. The temple itself… overwhelming. The crowds! The smells! The sheer, raw energy of the place. I was completely unprepared. (Seriously, pack a water bottle, wear comfortable shoes, and don't wear white. Trust me.) There were so many people, the priests were all looking at me like I was a tourist. I had to cover my head, they made me take off my shoes, then I was squashed in a line, waiting, waiting, waiting… finally, I got my turn and saw the thing I was supposed to see. It was powerful and intense and a little claustrophobic. This is a good kind of "overwhelming."
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch. Find a place that serves something other than potatoes. Success! Though it took a lot of sign language and pointing.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Cool off at home, read and catch up on my diary.
- 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Visit to the Assam State Museum – a fascinating, if slightly dusty, glimpse into the history and culture of Assam. But also, air conditioning! A blessed reprieve from the humidity.
- 6:00 PM - 7:30 PM: Attempt to find a decent coffee shop. The quest continues. Ended up in a place that serves "coffee" that tastes suspiciously like flavored dishwater, but hey, they had AC.
- 7:30 PM - onwards: Dinner. Potatoes. (I swear, I’m going to start sprouting tubers.) And a night of trying to stay awake, trying to think about what is next.
Day 3: The Island of Dreams? (Majuli: Mostly Dreams, Definitely Bugs)
- 6:00 AM: Wake up early. Early is a relative term when you're battling jet lag.
- 7:00 AM - 10:00 AM: The early morning bus ride to a ferry! This will take all day, but I can do it - Majuli or bust!
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 PM: Finally, in the ferry!
- 11:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Majuli itself is… well, it's an island. It's green. It's buggy. It's peaceful. It's also about 4 hours away from the main land.
- The Good - The satras (monasteries) here are special. The way they keep their faith pure is awesome.
- The Bad - Bugs. So many bugs. Tiny, relentless bugs that seem to have a particular fondness for my exposed ankles. A small price to pay for cultural immersion? Maybe. I'm still itching.
- The Ugly - The roads. The ferry ride was not great. The sleep I got in Majuli on the floor was worse. I still feel ill.
- 5:00 PM: Back in Guwahati.
Day 4: River and Revelations (and a near-miss with a rogue auto)
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast. I'm starting to think the potatoes are actually a test of my endurance
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Brahmaputra River Cruise. Finally, some serenity! The river is vast, the scenery is beautiful, and the gentle rocking of the boat is… well, it’s making me a little sleepy. I could definitely handle a nap right about now.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Relax and recharge from the heat.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: A close call with a local auto-rickshaw. It wasn't a near-death experience, but it was close. I’m still shaking a little. Guwahati traffic is… intense.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Shopping for souvenirs. Found some amazing silk scarves! (And a slightly terrifying wooden elephant that I couldn't resist).
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Potatoes… or something similar. Maybe they can't help themselves.
- 8:00 PM: Try to pack, but I'm so tired.
Day 5: Departure and the Last (Potato-Free?) Meal
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Last breakfast at the guest house (potatoes, obviously).
- 8:00 AM - 10:00 AM: A final, desperate search for non-potato-based breakfast. Success! Found a street vendor selling delicious, savory idlis. Triumph!
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Pack. Say a slightly tearful goodbye to the questionable plumbing (I'll miss you, you quirky, leaky thing.)
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Check out. Negotiate a taxi to the airport. (Raju is busy, thank the gods.)
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Airport shenanigans. Security is extra thorough. I'm probably going to get patted down again, but hey, at least I’m going home.
- 1:00 PM: Board plane. Wave goodbye to
Escape to Nirvana: Guwahati's Hidden Gem... or Just Another Tourist Trap? Let's Find Out!
Okay, spill it. Is Escape to Nirvana REALLY as amazing as the Instagram ads make it out to be?
Ugh, Instagram. Right? Look, I went promising myself I wouldn't get sucked into the hype. I mean, "Nirvana"? That's laying the spiritual stuff on THICK, isn't it? They promised a secluded paradise, a digital detox, a chance to, you know, *find myself* or whatever. And the photos? Gorgeous. Lush greenery, that Insta-famous infinity pool...
The reality? Well... it's *mostly* beautiful. The greenery IS legit. The infinity pool is, well, it's definitely a pool. (Though, fair warning, it’s a little chlorine-y. I swear, I tasted it that first day. Probably shouldn’t have, but the heat...). And the digital detox? Let's just say my phone's Wi-Fi was more eager to cooperate than I was, and I ended up sneaking in a few work emails. Judge me all you want! The deadline was screaming!
So, amazing? Nah, not quite. Worth a visit? Absolutely, if you temper your expectations and remember this is *Guwahati*, not some remote Indonesian island. Remember that, and you'll be fine, maybe even… dare I say, relaxed?
What's the deal with the location? Is it actually "hidden"? 'Cause I'm terrible with directions.
Hidden...ish. It's not like you're hacking through the Amazon jungle to find it. It’s outside of Guwahati, a bit of a drive (traffic can be killer – plan accordingly!). My driver, God bless him, got a little lost. (He blamed the pothole, which, to be fair, WAS enormous).
GPS will get you *most* of the way, but keep an eye out for signs. And maybe, just maybe, pack some snacks. Because hangry travelers are not happy travelers, and trust me, you *do not* want to be hangry during a potential “Nirvana” experience. It’ll just ruin the Zen. (I speak from experience.)
Okay, fine, the location’s… something. But what about the rooms? Are they actually nice? Or are we talking musty sheets and questionable plumbing?
The rooms are... decent. Let's leave it at that. I stayed in one of the villas – the "deluxe" kind, naturally (because I'm worth it!). The bed was comfy (praise the heavens!), the air conditioning worked (essential!), and the bathroom had, you know, a functioning toilet. (A big win in my book!).
That said... there were a few little details. A slightly wonky showerhead that sprayed water everywhere except where I wanted it. A faint whiff of dampness in the air that never quite went away. And on the first night, I swear I heard some kind of tiny rodent scuttling around in the wall. Now, I'm not saying there was a mouse situation. But, let's just say I kept my snacks sealed. Just in case. (Oh, the things I do for peace of mind!)
Overall? Clean enough. Comfortable-ish. Luxurious? Nope. But again, remember the "Guwahati" factor. And hey, at least there were no bedbugs. (I checked, obsessively, the first morning. I'm a worrier, okay?!)
What about the food? I need my caffeine fix first thing! ☕️
The food… ah, the food. This is where things get a little… uneven. Breakfast was included, which was great. Standard fare: eggs (cooked to order, which is a plus), toast, fruit (mostly watermelon and mangoes, which is *always* excellent), and... instant coffee. Yes, INSTANT coffee. (My heart nearly broke that first morning).
Lunch and dinner were a la carte. The menu was pretty diverse, but the quality was… hit or miss. Some dishes were surprisingly good (the fish curry was excellent!), others… well, let's just say my tastebuds were not exactly doing a happy dance. Prices were a little on the high side for the portion sizes, too. (I'm a big eater, sue me!)
My advice? Bring your own coffee (you can thank me later) and maybe some snacks. And try to stick to the local dishes. Those were usually the safest bets. And the staff? Super friendly. Even when I'd complain about the instant coffee (because I did, several times. Sorry, again!)
And the main attraction: relaxation! What is there to do besides the pool? And is it REALLY relaxing?
Relaxation? That's the *point*, right? Well, they offer yoga classes (I went to one. I’m not exactly a yogi, more like a… stiff-y. I nearly fell over during a downward dog, mortifying!). There are spa treatments, which *are* pretty good (I got a massage. It was blissfully soothing!). You can go for walks, read a book, and generally, just chill.
But here’s my slightly cynical take: true relaxation at Escape to Nirvana depends on YOU. It's a beautiful setting, sure, but you have to be able to switch off. My brain, however, is a hyperactive squirrel on a caffeine bender. So, I spent a lot of time staring at the pool, scrolling on my (barely-working-Wi-Fi) phone, and feeling slightly guilty about not being *more* relaxed.
The noise of the birds chirping… the gentle breeze… the smell of… well, whatever smells the air… I tried to embrace it. I *really* did. (I even tried to meditate. I lasted about five minutes before my mind started racing again. Sigh). So, is it relaxing? It *can* be. But you have to put in the work. And maybe bring some strong will (or even better, some serious chill pills!).
Okay, so, would you go back? Be honest!
Hmm. That's a tough one. Honestly? Probably. Despite the instant coffee, the slightly-off food, and the fact that I didn't achieve true nirvana (drat!). I do think Escape to Nirvana has potential. It's a beautiful spot. The staff is lovely. It’s a good place to escape the city, even if it’s not quite the pure, untainted paradise the marketing suggests.
The main thing is this: Go with realistic expectations. Pack your own coffee. Bring a good book (or download a bunch of podcasts, if you're like me!). Be prepared for a little bit of imperfection. And remember: Even if you don't find your inner peace, at least you'll have a nice pool to splash around in. And who knows, maybe you'll even manage to, you know, *escape*... at least for a little while. 😉
