Uncover the Hidden Gem: Kiwlom Chomlakorn, Lampang's Best-Kept Secret!
Kiwlom Chomlakorn: Forget the Guidebook, Embrace the Unfiltered Truth! (A Rambling Review)
Okay, alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (and potentially a whole pot of it) on Kiwlom Chomlakorn in Lampang, Thailand. They call it a "hidden gem," and honestly? They're not entirely wrong. But hidden gems, as we all know, can be a bit… complicated. So, here's the unfiltered truth, sprinkled with my own brand of chaos.
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First Impressions: The Arrival (And a Slight Panic)
Getting to Kiwlom Chomlakorn was a bit of an adventure. We opted for the airport transfer, which, thankfully, was smooth sailing. The hotel itself… well, let’s just say it doesn't scream "luxury" from the curb. There's a certain understated elegance, or maybe just “slightly weathered charm.” The exterior corridor gave me a pang of "budget motel" vibes, but hey, I’m adaptable!
- Getting Around: The free car park was a godsend – especially after that drive! They’ve also got a car power charging station, which is pretty nifty.
- Accessibility: Elevator! Thank goodness. And they offer facilities for disabled guests. The front desk staff were very helpful and steered us in the right direction.
Accessibility Breakdown (Because it's IMPORTANT):
- Wheelchair Accessible: While the main areas looked good, I didn't thoroughly investigate every inch. I'd advise checking specific room layouts and needs with the hotel directly.
- Elevator: Yes!
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: They have some options, so inquire about your needs.
The Rooms: Comfort and Occasional Mild Confusion
We were in a Non-Smoking room, naturally. Inside, it was clean and, honestly, quite spacious. Air conditioning was an absolute lifesaver in the Lampang heat. The extra long bed was a welcome surprise. Complimentary Bottled water was standard, and the coffee/tea maker was put to good use. (Though the coffee sometimes tasted like it had been brewed in a swamp… more on that later.)
- Amenities breakdown:
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
- Additional Toilet: Not in our room, but some do have it.
- In-room Safe Box: Yep
- Bathtub: Yes and it was lovely!
- Non-smoking: HUGE plus for me.
- Soundproofing: Pretty darn good; I didn’t hear the usual hotel noise.
- Internet Access – LAN and Wireless: Yay!
- Desk: Yes, a solid workspace
- Mini Bar: standard stuff
The Wi-Fi Saga: A Tale of Hope and Occasional Frustration
The promise of Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Wi-Fi in public areas was glorious. And mostly true! But the Wi-Fi had a mind of its own. Sometimes it was lightning-fast, letting me stream terrible reality TV. Other times… well, let’s just say I got to know my book collection a lot better. Internet Access – LAN was also available, but I'm a wireless kinda gal.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Food Lover's rollercoaster
Now, this is where things get interesting. The restaurants are a mixed bag.
- Breakfast: The Asian Breakfast was AMAZING. They have Breakfast [buffet], but I wasn’t that impressed. I wanted more Thai.
- Restaurants: They have a few options. The A la carte in restaurant was on offer. Their poolside bar was pretty nice – a perfect spot to watch the sunset with a Chang beer (or three).
- Food Stuff: You can get Bottle of water. There is Coffee/tea in restaurant. They had Desserts in restaurant, and even Soup in restaurant. They had Vegetarian restaurant, and Western cuisine in restaurant.
- Room service [24-hour]. (Bless)
- Snack bar.
One night, I had the most incredible Pad Thai at the Asian cuisine in restaurant. Another night? Well, let's just say the "international cuisine" I ordered left much to be desired. It wasn't terrible, just… bland. The coffee situation, as mentioned, fluctuated wildly.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Seems to be all of them! Check with reception.
The Heavenly (and Slightly Flaky) Spa
Okay, the spa. This, my friends, is where Kiwlom Chomlakorn redeems itself. I signed up for the works: Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, and Sauna.
- Spa/sauna: Indeed, and they have a Steamroom. They also have a Foot bath.
- Ways to relax: You bet!
The massage was… chef's kiss! Truly divine. I think I actually drooled. The Pool with view just enhanced things and I felt like a queen. However, there was a slight hiccup when the masseuse seemed to… forget where the spa was. (I'm not kidding. She got lost. In the hotel.) But once she found the spa and got rolling, it was pure bliss.
The Pool: Refreshing, But Not Exactly Olympic-Sized
The Swimming pool was a lifesaver in the Lampang heat. It's an outdoor pool, with a view, and a pretty nice one at that. It was clean and well-maintained. I spent a solid afternoon just floating around, contemplating life, and dodging rambunctious kids.
Things to Do (Beyond Lounging):
- Fitness Center: They have a gym/fitness. Meh. I went once, got bored, and went back to the pool.
- Things to do: The area surrounding Kiwlom Chomlakorn is interesting. You can explore the area, but that’s for another review.
Cleanliness and Safety: (Mostly) Peace of Mind
Kiwlom Chomlakorn appears to take COVID-19 precautions seriously. The hotel chain seems to have their stuff together!
- Anti-viral cleaning products were used.
- Daily disinfection in common areas was noticeable.
- Hand sanitizer dispensers were everywhere.
- Staff trained in safety protocol.
- Room sanitization opt-out available.
- Rooms sanitized between stays.
- Safe dining setup appears to be the norm.
- Staff trained in safety protocol
- CCTV in common areas & CCTV outside property.
- Security [24-hour]
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things Matter
- Concierge: Helpful, but sometimes a touch slow.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent!
- Laundry service: Very convenient.
- Cash withdrawal: There's a Cash withdrawal machine, which is helpful.
- Dry cleaning, Ironing service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, you name it.
- Check-in/out [express]. This was great; quick and easy after my journey.
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Contactless check-in/out
- Doorman
- Elevator
For the Kids:
- Family/child friendly: It seemed fine for families.
- Babysitting service is available. (I imagine, I had no kids…)
The Verdict: Is Kiwlom Chomlakorn a Hidden Gem?
Honestly? It's a slightly tarnished gem. The spa experience alone makes it worth the trip. The staff, while not always perfect, are genuinely friendly and helpful. The
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Alright, buckle up Buttercups, because we're about to embark on a whirlwind, a chaotic adventure, a gloriously messy pilgrimage to Kiwlom Chomlakorn in Lampang, Thailand. Forget the flawless, Instagram-filtered itineraries. This is the Real Deal. This is… me navigating the Land of Smiles. Prepare for the unexpected. And maybe a few tears (mostly from laughing).
Day 1: Arrival and the Crushing Weight of Jet Lag (Plus, Elephant Park Shenanigans!)
- 6:00 AM (ish) - Arrival at Chiang Mai International Airport (CNX): Ugh. The flight. Don't even get me started. I swear, I'm pretty sure I slept for approximately zero minutes. My eyeballs feel like sandpaper, my hair looks like it wrestled a hurricane, and the only thing keeping me upright is the sheer, stubborn refusal to let jet lag win. Thankfully, the air in Thailand is already doing wonders for my soul.
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM - Transfer to Lampang (and a potentially disastrous breakfast): The taxi ride. Now, finding a taxi at this hour is always a gamble. The driver, bless his heart, seemed more interested in his phone than the road. Breakfast? They have a little cafe in the corner. I order something… I THINK it's some kind of fried rice. It could be anything, actually. I am going to eat though. No matter how skeptical.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM - Check-In and immediate nap at the guesthouse in Lampang: It's got character, alright. Too much character, maybe. The aircon groans like a lovesick elephant, and there's a slightly unsettling smell of… well, let's just say "Thai spices." But the bed! Oh, the bed. I hit it with the force of a dying star. Three hours. Pure bliss.
- 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM - Elephant Camp Adventure! (And a Breakdown or Two): This is the big one. The one I booked months in advance. I'm here, dammit! The initial excitement is real. The elephants are beautiful, majestic creatures. I’m thinking I’m going to be the best Elephant friend . . . and then… well, let’s just say things get a little… complicated. Remember I'm tired. It's already hot. There's so much pooh. I’m overwhelmed. There are people everywhere. It's so loud. I struggle to mount the elephant. I fall. I cry. (Okay, maybe I just almost cried). Seriously. I start to realize this isn’t exactly the serene experience I had imagined. I consider running away. Twice. But then, the elephant looks at me, and this silly, confused, tired tourist and it's a moment of connection. Maybe everything is not so bad.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner, maybe? I am pretty sure I did eat somewhere. But honestly, all I can remember is noodles, and the overwhelming desire to go back to that blessed, questionable-smelling bed.
Day 2: Temples, Markets, and the Persistent Thirst for Cold Drinks.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM - Breakfast (and a potential near-disaster involving spicy papaya salad): Let's try a different, more hopeful, breakfast. Papaya salad. I ask for "mild." The server stares at me. "Mild," she says, eyebrows raised. I should have taken the hint. My mouth is on FIRE. I'm pretty sure I've aged five years in the space of this meal. But the fruit is all really good!
- 9:30 AM - 12:00 PM - Temple Tour (Wats galore!): Temples! They are so beautiful. The colors! The intricate carvings! The unwavering sense of calm. I wander, lost in the beauty. I try to be respectful, but I'm pretty sure I accidentally stepped over a prayer offering at one point. Oops. Hopefully, I didn't offend any deities.
- 12:30 PM - 1:00 PM - Lunch and a meltdown over heat: The heat. It is unrelenting. I'm melting. Everything is starting to stick to me. I eat lunch, or try. It's too hot. I cannot. I just want to sit under a fan. And drink something really, really cold.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM - Local Market Exploration (and a fight with a durian): Oh, the market! The sights, the smells, the stuff! I bargain for some souvenirs (I think I got ripped off, but who cares. I'm having fun!). And then… the durian. The infamous, stinky, spiky fruit. I had to try it. I can report that the smell is indeed… potent. The taste? Well, let's just say it's an experience. I'll leave it at that.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner and the best Thai Massage of my life: I’ve finally found the perfect balance of noodles, spice, and chill. The massage is my favorite part. I walk out feeling like I was just reborn.
**Day 3 - Time to Explore More! **
- 9:00 AM - Visit another temple: Wake up early again. I go to another temples. I like temples.
- 12:00 PM - Visit a museum: It's hot.
- 6:00 PM - Leave! I go home!
The Verdict (and the inevitable rambling):
Look, was this trip perfect? Absolutely not. Did I make a few embarrassing mistakes, fail to pronounce a single Thai word correctly, and occasionally question my sanity? You betcha. But that, my friends, is the beauty of travel. It's messy, it's unpredictable, it's often uncomfortable. And it's exactly what makes it so incredibly… alive. I’m definitely going to miss the food, the people, the heat. This is a big adventure.
- Things I learned: Never underestimate the power of a cold Chang beer. Always say "mai phet" when ordering food. And sometimes, it's okay to cry a little bit (especially when faced with an overwhelming number of elephants).
- Things I didn't learn: How to pack light. How to handle jet lag gracefully. How to resist the siren call of delicious street food.
So, go forth, embrace the chaos, and make some memories. Just remember to pack your sense of humor, and maybe a few extra pairs of underwear. You’ll need them.
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Uncover the Hidden Gem: Kiwlom Chomlakorn, Lampang's Best-Kept Secret! - FAQ (And My Ramblings)
Okay, okay, Kiwlom Chomlakorn... What *is* it, exactly? Is it even worth bothering?
Alright, buckle up, because this isn't your standard tourist trap pamphlet description. Kiwlom Chomlakorn (try saying *that* five times fast!) is basically a super chill, almost annoyingly idyllic homestay and resort situation tucked away in the Lampang countryside. Think lush rice paddies, impossibly green mountains, and… well, peace. Lots and lots of peace. (Too much, sometimes, depending on your tolerance for silence. More on that later.)
Is it worth it? Damn right. If you're craving an escape from the digital noise and the relentless chaos of… well, everything… then yes, absolutely. If you're expecting a five-star hotel with room service, then… maybe reconsider. (But honestly, you might *need* this.)
How do I even GET to this "best-kept secret"? Sounds complicated.
Complicated? Nope. Slightly… *adventurous*? Perhaps. You're not exactly going to stumble upon it while browsing for souvenirs. You’ll likely fly into Chiang Mai first or even Bangkok depending on where you're flying in from, then you're better off taking the train or a bus to Lampang. From there you *could* take a taxi or Grab (if you can get a signal out there in the boonies – good luck!), but honestly, renting a scooter is the way to go. It's part of the experience! And it gives you mad freedom to explore the dusty little roads that lead to… well, more dusty little roads, until you find Kiwlom Chomlakorn!
I remember the first time… I got completely lost, sweating buckets, convinced I'd accidentally stumbled into a rice paddy farmer's private property. Then this tiny, adorable old lady on a bicycle pointed me in the right direction, yelling something in Thai I didn't understand, but her smile was universal. Heartwarming! Seriously, though, download offline maps. Trust me.
The food! Tell me about the food! Is it all… spicy? Because my taste buds are, frankly, quite wimpy.
Oh, the food. Let’s talk about the food. It’s… incredible. Fresh, flavorful, and mostly (thankfully!) not nuclear-level spicy. They'll happily adjust the heat to your preferences, which is a godsend for us delicate Westerners. (I even managed to convince them to make me… a grilled cheese sandwich once. Don't judge me!)
The meals are a communal affair, which is either your dream or your nightmare, depending on how chatty you are. I, personally, loved it. You get to meet other travelers, share stories, and bond over mountains of delicious food. And the portions? Massive. Be prepared to loosen your belt. You'll be eating things you've never heard of, and the ingredients are mostly grown right there on the property. (You might even see the chickens roaming around before they magically appear on your plate. Consider yourself warned.)
What kind of activities are there? I’m not exactly a sit-still-for-hours kind of person.
Okay, so, this is where it might get a little… tricky. Kiwlom isn't exactly a hub of frenetic activity. The vibe is more… *Zen*. You can definitely get involved, so don't fret.
You can hike (the views are stunning!), cycle around the countryside (those dusty roads again!), take a cooking class (highly recommended!), or just… exist. Honestly, sometimes that's the best activity of all. I remember spending an entire afternoon just lying in a hammock, listening to the birds and feeling the sun on my face. It was… heavenly. The next day, I felt restless and needed to do something -- I went hiking, and then regretted the sudden burst of energy. The point is, you have options.
Oh! And there's often a nightly bonfire. That's a good way to get to know people, laugh and talk, or just stare into the flames. (I kind of went overboard with the marshmallows one night… let's just say I learned a valuable lesson about fire safety… and moderation)
The rooms! What are the rooms like? Are they basic? Luxurious? Do I need to worry about bugs?
Let's be real, they're not exactly the Taj Mahal. But they're comfortable, clean, and charming in a rustic kind of way. Think wooden bungalows with simple furnishings, mosquito nets (YES! Necessary!), and… well, the occasional gecko. Don't freak out. They're your friends. They eat the bugs. (At least, that's what I tell myself.)
The best part? The views. Every bungalow has a porch that overlooks the rice paddies or the mountains, and waking up to that kind of scenery is worth every slightly-creaky-bed moment. The bathroom is… functional. Don’t expect a walk-in-shower. But let’s be honest, you're not there to live in a mansion. You're there to escape.
I heard there's a waterfall nearby. Is it worth visiting?
Oh. My. God. The waterfall. (Finally, a question I can *really* sink my teeth into.) Yes, the waterfall is absolutely, unequivocally, 100% worth visiting. Pack your swimsuit, pack your water shoes (trust me, the rocks are slippery!), and prepare to be amazed. It's this gorgeous, hidden paradise, and you can swim in the crystal-clear water.
I went during the rainy season once… the waterfall was raging! It was incredible, powerful, and a little bit terrifying. And then there was the swarm of tiny biting insects. I emerged from the water looking like I'd contracted some sort of mosquito-induced rash. I felt like I'd run headfirst into a warzone. I was covered in bites. But even covered in bites, I loved it. The waterfall is a must-see.
What's the best time to visit? Should I avoid the rainy season?
The best time? Honestly, any time! The weather in this area is pretty nice year-round. The "cool" season (November to February) is pleasant, but you'll have more tourists, so it's better to travel during the rainy season (June to October) to find it less busy.
The rainy season can be a mixed bag. You might get torrential downpours, or you might get sunshine. Embrace the rain! It’s part of the authentic experience! Just bring an umbrella and be prepared for a bit of mud. The bonus? The landscapes are at their most lush and vibrant. And let’s be realistic, you’ll probably get some rain anyway. It's Thailand! (I got rained on in the *dry* season!)
